That One Time I Stage Managed

Story time! Followed by Notes

The most terrified I have ever been on a job was when I was LD and board op for a community production of The Wizard of Oz, and an incident involving extremely icy road conditions prevented our SM from getting to the theatre for our final performance. Nerve-wracking doesn't begin to describe the feeling when you have a director who panics in an instant and is already crying as though the SM has actually died (Thankfully she is alive an well. It was just a scary moment.). What she came to tell me was that I would now be the substitute stage manager. Not any of the ASMs backstage, but me. I would be the SM.

When the director walked away and I was soaking in the news that I will be playing double duty tonight as board op AND stage manager, my FOH audio and video guys asked me what they can do to help me out and for the show run as smoothly as possible. I answered, "Just... Be phenomenal."

Mercifully, the show went fairly smoothly. I missed calling a few spot cues and projection cues, but my crew was on top of their game and picked up what I missed. After it was all done, I was drained. Never again, I said.

I'd like to note, though, that SM-ing was always something I had wanted to try my hand at. I have mad respect for SMs because they're always so organized. They have all the knowledge & answers, they always know what time it is and they manage their time (and everybody's time) so well, people depend on them so much, and you can always count on them! I have this deep-down desire to embody all of that.

But not while I'm also LD-ing!!!

6 months later, the production returned to the theatre for another one-day stint to make it up to the audience members who were also affected by the ice storm and couldn't make it that fateful day. Our original SM, for numerous reasons, refused to come back, and bestowed her blessed job upon me for this final day.

Please no... I am not here... Don't come find me...

I met up for coffee with the original SM, who is a member of Actor's Equity, and she gave me some excellent advice to handle myself better this time. 

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"Just... Be phenomenal."

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PRE-SHOW DAY

CHECK THE REHEARSAL/SHOW SCHEDULE WITH THE DIRECTOR. After her, I am the next person in line who has to know everything about it in relation to who needs to be present and where and what time. Once I have confirmation from her on all that, I have the baseline information I need to move forward.

OBTAIN THE SM'S SCRIPT. It's got everybody's cues and standbys written in already. Give it a look through to make sure I am familiar with the way things are written and how to say them. Even PRACTICE calling the cues out loud.

MAKE AN ATTENDANCE SHEET & ENFORCE SIGN-IN. This is how you can be confident the show can go on. Be that constant nagging voice that reminds everyone to sign in and have the cast remind each other. Frequently check the list. That lead actor who believes their personality is so big everyone will know when they've arrived? Yeah, they need to sign in too.

FIND OUT WHO SUBS ARE. In the event of anything unexpected, you need to know the backup plan. SM's ALWAYS know the backup plan. Obtain their contact info so you can be able to call them in last minute.

DOUBLE CHECK PROPS LIST. Everything. Must. Be. Accounted. For.

PRESHOW

MAKE SURE THE BACKSTAGE MONITORS ARE WORKING. Test them with the stagehands to make sure they can hear you.

CHECK IN WITH MAKE-UP. Make sure they are on track and have what they need and who they need to have everyone done in time.

MAKE SURE HALLWAYS & CROSSOVERS ARE LIT BACKSTAGE. Just enough to see and not affect the lighting design.

CHECK IN WITH DIRECTOR. Find out if they need anything, AND if they plan on saying a few words before or after the show, if there is a planned talkback/Q&A after the show, etc. Anything that will cause cast or crew to need to stay late after curtain call.

CALL HALF HOUR WARNING.

CALL 15 MINUTE WARNING. At this point you can assess the house and lobby for a possible delayed start time if there are too many people still waiting to come in. If you need to delay it's fine. No need to worry the actors about it. Just call 5 when it's actually their 5.

CALL 5 MINUTES TO PLACES. Let House Management know when it is time to flick the lobby lights and close doors for the show to start. Now it's time to also get the directors out of the actors' space.

CALL PLACES. Wait for SL and SR places confirmation from stagehands. Make sure the pit band is in place.

DURING SHOW

FIND OUT POLICY ON LATE SEATING FROM THE DIRECTOR. Some directors have different policies, like allowing actors to adlib & make fun of latecomers, if they don't mind late seating at all, or if there are certain moments when ushers are or are not allowed to open house doors. In this show's case, there was to be NO late seating during "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".

KNOW THE PROTOCOL FOR MID-SHOW STOPPING. Obviously this could vary by case. But overall, if the show has to stop, have actors clear the stage. Bring house lights up. Announce in a calm and well-articulated voice, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have to hold the show." Keep the audience in their seats unless there is a need to evacuate.

TIME IT. Directors like knowing how long the show took. Write down the actual starting time of the show, how long Act I took, start time of intermission, how long intermission took, start time of Act II, and how long Act II took.

OVERALL

KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU. Always have your eyes peeled for anything out of the ordinary happening. If something falls off an actor's costume, if a prop or set piece was left onstage during a scene change, if an actor misses an entrance, address these things appropriately. Don't assume anyone else saw them. Make sure those things get taken care of.

STAY CALM. You're the level-headed one in the room who knows everything and has all these answers, remember? No pressure. But it's on you to make sure things go smoothly. You'll do your best work and everybody else will do their best work with that calm, authoritative voice leading the way. You've got this.

You've got this.

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Mr.Kinner's Tool Safety Study Guide

Mr. Kinner's 7th and 8th grade tech classes were probably my favorite part about middle school. We didn't have a tech crew for shows, but 2 or 3 times a week we had a place to invent, design, build, and create really cool things using pen & paper and power tools. We made Rube Goldberg machines, mousetrap cars, built bridges out of balsa wood and had a contest for whose bridge was the strongest, learned about product and marketing design, and even programmed little Lego cars to drive around and play a monophonic tune!

Mr. Kinner's class was the coolest, and here is his study guide. This was given out after he gave demos on each of the tools. Without passing the safety test, you wouldn't be allowed to use the tools in the workshop.

Tools we needed to know about were the scroll saw, drill press, disc/belt sander, pneumatic nail gun, and hot glue gun.
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General Safety

*ka-chk* "Attention workshoppers, uhh, we have a child without supervision in the workshop.
If you are a parent holding a leash and there is a child missing from the end of it,
we have your child here. They are in need of safety glasses and a sense of focus,
or we're gonna need a clean-up at the band saw very soon. Thank you." *ka-chk*

1- No running or horseplay.
2- You must have permission to go back into the classroom after we start working in the shop.
3- You must wear safety glasses or goggles when working on the machines.
4- Do not talk to someone who is working on a machine.
5- If someone talks to you while you are using a machine, ignore them.
6- Long hair, long sleeves, loose clothes, and jewelry must be pulled back or put away when you are working with a machine.
7- Tell the teacher if you think your cutting tool is dull because it will not be safe to use.
8- Do not leave a machine that is still running.
9- If you have a question, you should wait quietly in line.
10- If you have a clean-up job, you should wait there when you finish until the teacher inspects your area.
11- If you do not have a clean-up job, then you should wait by the hallway door out of the way.

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Scroll Saw

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1- You should install the scroll saw blade with the teeth pointing down.
2- If you have to loosen the blade for any reason, you must have Mr. Kinner check the machine before you turn it on again.
3- Move the saw mechanism up and down a few times before turning the scroll saw on to make sure it is working properly.
4- Before turning on the saw, check to be sure that the blade is tight in the upper and lower chucks.
5- You should stand in front of the scroll saw when cutting material.
6- Keep your fingers 2" from the blade.
7- Keep your fingers to the sides of the blade, not in front of it.
8- The scroll saw blade cuts by moving up and down.
9- Use both hands to hold the wood when cutting.
10- You should turn the scroll saw on before touching the wood to the blade.
11- If the blade breaks while you are cutting, turn off the machine, step back, and tell Mr. Kinner.

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Drill Press

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1- Make sure the drill bit is straight and the chuck is tight.
2- Put only the smooth part of the drill bit into the chuck, leaving the spiral grooves out.
3- Make sure the chuck key is removed from the chuck before you start the drill press.
4- Make sure the drill bit will not drill into the metal table.
5- The drill bit should drill halfway into the back-up block.
6- Students should not change the drill press speed.
7- Turn the pilot wheel slowly to lower the spindle.
8- Hold your material tightly with your left hand while drilling.
9- If the drill bit gets stuck in your material while you are drilling, let go of it and turn off the machine.
10- Put the drill bit away in the drill bit holder when you are finished.

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Disc/Belt Sander

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1- You should make sure the sanding disc is not loose or ripped before using the machine.
2- The sanding belt is adjusted correctly when it is centered and not rubbing on either side.
3- Students should turn off the machine and tell Mr. Kinner when the sanding belt gets too close to the sides.
4- Students should not make any adjustments to the sander.
5- Use the side of the sanding disc that is facing you.
6- You should turn on the vacuum before using the sander.
7- Do not walk away from the sander while it is moving.
8- You should turn on the sander before touching your wood to the abrasive surface.
9- Keep your piece of wood moving back and forth against the abrasive surface while sanding.
10- Do not use the edge of the abrasive surface.
11- Your wood should always be held flat on the table when you are sanding.
12- If the sandpaper rips, turn off the sander, step back, and tell the teacher.
13- Only one person may use the disc/belt sander at a time.

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Pneumatic Nail Gun

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1- Always wear safety glasses.
2- Disconnect the nail gun from the air supply hose before clearing a jammed fastener.
3- Never use the nail gun if it is leaking air, has missing or damaged parts, or requires repair.
4- Never use the nail gun if the safety, trigger, or springs are inoperable, missing, or damaged.
5- Do not alter or remove the safety, trigger, or springs.
6- Connect the nail gun to the air supply before loading any fasteners to prevent a fastener from being fired during the connection. The tool driving mechanism may cycle when the tool is connected to the air supply.
7- Always assume the nail gun contains fasteners. Keep the tool pointed safely away from yourself and others at all times.
8- Do not load fasteners with the trigger or safety depressed, to prevent unintentional firing of a fastener.
9- Remove your finger from the trigger when not driving fasteners. Never carry the tool with your finger on the trigger; the tool will fire a fastener if the safety is accidentally bumped.
10- Fire fasteners into the work surface only; never into materials too hard to penetrate.

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Hot Glue Gun

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1- Do not touch the nozzle area or melted glue. The operating temperature of the glue gun nozzle is 380^o F (193^o C).
2- Always use safety glasses.
3- Do not pull glue sticks from the glue gun. The feed mechanism may become damaged or impaired.
4- When the glue gun is hot, do not lay it on its side; place it into the stand.
5- Wait 3-6 minutes for the glue gun to heat up before using on any material.
6- Glue set up time is 50-60 seconds.
7- Large areas are difficult to bond because the adhesive frequently will harden before you have extruded the required amount of glue. Get a friend to help double-team it.
8- Glue is fed by simply pulling the trigger.
9- The amount of glue is determined by how far the trigger is pulled.
10- A hot glue gun or hot glue can cause second degree burns.
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